Wala na ata magawa ang mga pilipino ngayon. halos lahat pinapatulan sa text. wala tayo magagawa, eh diba tayo nga daw ang texting capital of the world? tapos nauso pa ang unlimited texting. musta naman yun diba?

Dati, c ederlyn ang nasa ere…tapos nauso ang mga liners ng mga bagay bagay at ng kung anu-ano pa. tapos nauso din ung “minsan” na text,..eh ngayon, may bago na namang nag-invade sa text world…at walang iba kundi si ang sosyalen na chorva….si INDAY.

Ewan ko ba, moderno na din si Inday, di na siya bisaya..nag-iingles na! o diba sosyal! nakakanosebleed!! wala lang, bakit kaya si Inday ngayon ang napagtripan ng mga walang magawang tao maliban sa pagtetext? hehehehe. eto ang ilan sa mga sample na text na kung saan bida si Inday!

“A change in the weather patterns might have occurred causing havoc to affected surroundings. the way debris are scatters indicated that the gust of wind is going northeast causing damage to the path it is going..”
-sagot ni inday sa amo nung tinanong kung bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay

yan ang unang text na nareceive ko…susyalen amp!

Amo: Inday! Bakit may Bukol si Junior?
Inday: junior fell from the table whereby the mechanism of injury resulted to a non-depressed contusion hematoma at the parietal area to a previous intake of proprioceptive altering drug. upon examination, junior has acalcula, agnosia, aphasia, and agraaphasthesia conforming inflammation at a parietal lobe. little evidence of serosanguinous extravasation is noted. this prompts immediate confinement.
Amo: (nosebleed)

aba…magaling sa medical surgical. dapat nagnursing na lang si Inday. Nosebleed!

“intense heat affected the conductor which is steel, causing the oriza sativa to change its state of color, odor as well as flavor”
-sagot ni inday ng tanungin ng amo kung bakit nasunog ang sinaing

walanghiya, marunong na talaga sumagot si inday. hahaha

“Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to ones body. it is therefore essential that once in a while we take a break fro our usual routine to replenish the lost energy we once had”
-Inday (humihingi ng day off)

naku demanding na si inday…tsk3x

“listening to a nonsense talk about someone’s life is a pathetic way of entertainment. it doesn’t contribute to the good of the society..I hate character assasinators!”
-reklamo ni inday nang nachismis sya ng kapit-bahay

ok lang yan inday…sikat ka naman eh! haha

“its absurd! it was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. revise your policies becauseit sucks!”
-inday kasama si junior sa principal’s office

langya, pati ung principal nag-epistaxis nadin! hahahaha

Amo: Inday! ba’t ang alat ng sabaw?
Inday: the consistency was fine. but u see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. i do apologize.
Amo: (nosebleed ulet)

-magaling na talaga siya mangatwiran. hehe

Amo: Inday, bumili k nga ng mga isda, ay onga pala, inglesera ka na ngaun, would you please buy many fishesfor this week’s meals?
Inday: Judging by ur statement, i believe you meant a variety of fish. the term “fishes” although rarely used, connotes a plethora of different kinds of the said gilled aquatic creatures. But the more pressing questions before i go to the wet market would be: what type of fish? fillet or not? frozen or fresh?

hanep…di pa rin talaga papatalo si Inday!!!

and many many more…

cno naman kaya ang susunod? hahaha….hanep talaga si inday nuh…